even though they weren't on Solid Gold. written by Milo "No Fat Beaver"/"Pervert" Aukerman. Having said that, Karl Alvarez's "I'm The One" and "Thank You" should be buried in a hole out in the desert and left there to die screaming. I thought I was the only one. (????) The Beatles - "Back In The U.S.S.Rage" Remember the days of collaboration? I'd give it more like a 4-5 as if I want to [14] The band supported the album with a 60-day Spring 1987 tour, followed by the 50-day Summer "FinALL" tour, so-called due to Aukerman's decision to leave the band to pursue a career in biochemistry. vile") replacing Tony Lombardo, the classic Descendents are finished. I'd have been all like, "Solid Gold? came out during Green Day's first peak. Well, that's when I became incapable of waking up. If that doesn't go well, look out, Mike's Tavern, you're 2nd on my list. like every pop-punk band singer outside of Green Day and Blink-182). So that's what started happening this afternoon during my sleep. I haven't even seen it yet. (1989). "Schizophrenia" - This isn't even supposed to be a joke song, but it's such a godawful 'mental breakdown' Black Flag rip that it's hard not to chuckle at its suckballsiness. Bill Stevenson - Still struggling to make a career in music while dealing with family issues Join us if you've got the energy This record is none of those things. "[4] Steven Blush, author of American Hardcore: A Tribal History, describes the single as "a blend of Devo-style new wave and Dick Dale-like surf. rocknroll_ghost@alltel.blackberry.com All is literally a multiple-personality disorder, swerving recklessly back and forth between cloying pop-punk, intriguing jazz-tinged metal, and godawful novelty songs. My wife is out of town for work, and NYC is suddenly freezing, so I was sleeping on the couch right next to the heater. Some of the material does seem a bit rushed though. think your 6 is generous. A variety of singers floated in and out of the band until 1980, when Stevenson asked a friend, Milo Aukerman, to take a stab at it. Unfortunately, while the Descendents have better "All" - This is hilarious. I dug carryin' (Doug Carrion) all those terrible songs to the record -- (to his wife) "Money and time/We didn't know they'd be so hard to come by/"Look and you'll find"?/We didn't know that's just some fabled school rhyme/We'll never get ahead in this world/Not 'til we move ahead of this/World we've made for ourselves/Where there's no time to kiss/And no room to even breathe". This was followed in August by I Dont Want to Grow Up, an all-new LP displaying more of the distinctive songwriting that always separated the Descendents from the family of generic speed-thrash rockers. "Cameage" borrows surf rock-like melodies with the mix of polished guitar chords, this was considered a large improvement in the style of the band's sound and the lyrical maturity was also applauded by critics and fans alike. The only fish I smell is on the back of my boat." (and so forth) Still, look at the inexcusable chauvinistic dogshit they shovel in your ear on side one: "[2], Everything Sucks was recorded in June and July 1996 at The Blasting Room, a studio built and run by Stevenson in Fort Collins, Colorado. I would even recognize it while dreaming, but couldn't change it. constantly, attack them for being self-destructive, trendy, and The coparents, who split in 2006, posed together with their son while celebrating his 18th birthday on Saturday. The Descendents album has a roll of toilet paper on the "[2] Lombardo also wrote and played on "Gotta", which was left off of the album but released as a B-side on the "When I Get Old" single. I give it a tentative, barely above average thumps ub! Dully, flatly and stuffed-nosily. Now it had to do with a group of six men all connected by some curse. They asked if I drive forklift and I lied and said yes. That said, side 2 falls off a cliff. Though fearful of being caught, he's impressed by the strength of their WiFi. Also also (since this is the first time I've emailed you), you site is awesome! and Milo responding "No, All!" 20 in a 2001 list of "The 50 Most Essential Punk Records", and including it in a 2004 list of "Essential Hardcore" albums. Don't blame me! I'm Not a Loser, Milo Goes to College (1982): You can feel angst and energy in just that intro where he's by himself. And the nightmare would continue until I finally realized I wasn't awake, at which point I would re-open my right eye, only to be terrified by the sight of the top of the closet door -- meaning that all my physical efforts were in fact psychological. And this album is phenomenally bad. Jim Hull This Descendents line-up is about 4,000 times more technically proficient than the previous ones, effortlessly navigating through difficult time signature changes and weird twisted riffs, but their decision to devote 2/3rds of the record to la-de-da fuzzy pop and fart jokes leaves little time to blow our minds with killer math-jazz-metal songs like "Iceman" and "Uranus." And their vaginas smell like fish! The interview @ Home Depot didn't go well. The distorted stereophonic guitars are loud as heck, and Milo's vocals are surprisingly tough, confident and tuneful. This album made a difference in my young life but didn't make me grow to view women in a negative way. Nolte produced and mixed the session, and his brother Joe turned the lead guitar level up, resulting in the guitar being very loud in the mix. 10 Most Satanic Metal Bands. They're assholes. This album made a difference in my young life but didn't make me grow to view women in a negative way. Now you're frightened and have never been so scared. TRANSLATION: "Girls will even stay with guys who abuse them as long as the guy has a big cock. devo334@gmail.com In text form it may read amusing, but when you're trying to sleep and you can't get out of a perpetual mind loop it's fucking HELLISH! (and so on) johanneswiberg@hotmail.com Every single bit of that drum part I force-fed to poor Bill. The Descendents enjoy (Enjoy!) My Dad Sucks, Fat EP (1981): My Dad Sucks is a blur, but when I was taught what was actually happening from Bill, it's a very play-able riff. But no more of this "music" talk. You're upsetting me by your refusal to qlsviblsl! That EP is a barrage. With Doug Carrion ("dead and putrefying flesh" or "rottenness; anything Im real thankful that Im allowed to play music and express myself and be free. In fact they were strangely cute, involving a radiation-deformed dog and a loving ethereal creature. No, I didn't, but that's hilarious! It perfectly encapsulates everything that was wrong with the mid-'90s "punk rock" explosion! Descendents pickin' our bu*ts tonight All is literally a multiple-personality disorder, swerving recklessly back and forth between cloying pop-punk, intriguing jazz-tinged metal, and godawful novelty songs. terry funeral home obituaries downingtown, pa. ray cooper descendents God no. No, I didn't, but that's hilarious! On a superficial level, the playing and production remain raw, though less aggressive than before. you remembered that entire dream? 10 of these songs should be great, as they are in their studio versions. -- "Somebody tell me what to do. What were they thinking releasing "I'm The One" as a single!? Aukerman was indeed away at college (studying biochemistry at UC San Diego), and Stevenson found himself becoming more and more involved with Black Flag. listen to Green Day, I'll listen to Green Day. I guess they didnt have much direction, or know what their direction was supposed to be. Because it seemed so SIMPLE! I half expect Milo to follow "Now you're gone and I'm alone" with "I always wanted you to ride my bone.". Get all the lyrics to songs by Ray Cooper [Descendents] and join the Genius community of music scholars to learn the meaning behind the lyrics. AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!! What's the difference between the Descendents' Enjoy and Lindsay I will kill and I'll destroy!," "My day will come - I know some day, I'll be the only one!," etc). The tiny hardcore "Kids On Coffee" features the sentence "Ray is Don't even know how to sing Most of the songs are pretty good. Yeah, don't stop slbidkst! All - SST 1987 And, once again, the band will sleep in the van for the duration--just a minor inconvenience, according to Stevenson. We all bought it and did a little fairy dance and life was never the same again. And against all assumptions, it's honestly pretty good! This, the first of two Descendents live albums, features in-concert performances of two Bonus Fat songs, five each from Milo Goes To College and All, and four each from I Don't Wanna Grow Up and Enjoy. It 10 Punk Albums to Listen to Before You Die. Now I hear his new series "My Own Worst Enemy" is going to be cancelled. "[4] With Smalley and later singers Scott Reynolds and Chad Price, All released eight albums between 1988 and 1995, with Aukerman contributing occasional songwriting and backing vocals. A few sexist lyrics remain, but they're at least consigned to a side one ghetto, leaving side two completely sweet, sad and mature. Rather than having some schlub (i.e., me) pontificate about how brilliant pop/punk/hardcore pioneers the Descendents are and why everyone should see them Friday as part of the MusInk Tattoo Convention & Music Festival, I thought I'd go to the source. [18] Both All and the Descendents signed to Epitaph Records, who released Everything Sucks, the subsequent All albums Mass Nerder (1998) and Problematic (2000), and the All/Descendents double live album Live Plus One (2001). [6][12], The lyrics of "Hrtin' Cre" derived from a high school classmate of singer Milo Aukerman who had earned a score of 1420 on the SAT, gaining him entry into the United States Military Academy. IIIIIHIHIHIHIHIHHIHIH!!!!! I personally only enjoyed 2 songs off of this, "Cheer" and the Beach Boys' cover ("Wendy"). What's the difference between the Descendents' Enjoy and Britney 9. TRANSLATION: "Girls are whores. Milo sounds like Greg Graffin with a cold. So when 1985 rolled around, New Alliance slapped "Ride The Wild"/"It's A Hectic World" and Fat together onto a 12-inch piece of vinyl car seating and called it Bonus Fat. Could just as well be an IceWoman. ", "No FB" - "You mean nothing, can't you see?/And I don't want to smell your stinky beave/No fat beaver! Even in the Green Day style tunes. Nevertheless, I had about 14 hours worth of nightmares. Sheeee don't need no one!," "I don't know why-y/it's so-o/but it's true-ue!," "I'm a boy and not a toy! The awful hair metal "Sour Grapes" is even more misogynist than "'80s Luckily, I was right as the guitarist spoke at length about the difficulty of honoring the legacy of Navetta and Cooper while maintaining his own musical voice. And judging from "Silly Girl," "In Love This Way" and "Good Good Things," they've actually had a few DATES in the past few years! The otherwise impressive hard rocker "'80s Girl" is as misogynist as Add your I know Jonathan Richman's met these women, 'cause he's sung about them Gather around everybody, for I'm going to tell you about the jokey material, and of my intensive loathing for it. written by Milo "No Fat Beaver"/"Pervert" Aukerman. I voted Dewey! Knock Knock! Romance is just a pose, fool! "[1] Ned Raggett of AllMusic in his review of Milo Goes to College called it "an unpretentious, catchy winner. HA HA AHAHAH! BUY THIS YESTERDAY. Pay the price The awful hair metal "Sour Grapes" is even more misogynist than "'80s Well, basically, I've been wanting to work with David for a long time; but at the same time, Milo has stuck with me for almost nine years now, so I wouldn't exactly feel right about just continuing to call us the Descendents.

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