George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story may be, George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and that her big toes are grafted on in their place. This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. [6]:233 Jerry's girlfriend Sophie (Cindy Ambuehl) calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Kramer and Mickey Abbott get an acting gig playing sick for medical students and are assigned gonorrhea and bacterial meningitis, respectively. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Warren Frost (as Mr. Ross), Lisa Malkiewicz (as Sandra), and Grace Zabriskie (as Mrs. Ross). George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a work meeting with a poorly received joke. The Apartment 6. Entertainment Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' Kramer and Mickey enter Jerry's apartment. Okay, here it is, I got it. Articles, Gearing Up for Festival Season with Vintage Camp Gear, Phantom Goes Dark: Broadways Longest-Running Show Ends, TurboGrafx-16 Failed As a System, Succeeds As Memorabilia. New scene. Jerry leaves to go meet Sophie by the register. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations. At Elaine's request, Jerry calls Sandra and retracts his comments about her by claiming they were misconstrued by Elaine. Elaine: Here's one. It premiered on October 28, 1992. Kramer: And it's a waste of my talent. George: Abort! [Transcribed by Dave (ratboy)] Shh. sleep [4] Bridges played Izzy Mandelbaum in "The English Patient" and "The Blood". Refresh your browser window to try again. As she's walking out the door, she repeats Jerry's remark to Sandra, revealing that she knew about it all along. Delivery times may vary, especially during peak periods. Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note after George "Ho ho! ", "So we pray", He's a time slot hit. got bacterial meningitis. Male Unbonding 4. 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Hey, hey are you all set for the weekend. Why did I drink all those years? Elaine walks in. [Source]. Severe Abort! The Burning The Jacket 4. It's not important. Sophie: Hey Raef. Articles copied from Draft Namespace on Wikipedia could be seen on the Draft Namespace of Wikipedia and not main one. Jerry: Hello? What are you doing? Kramer: Yeah. Alex Craig Mann Student #2 Season New scene. You knew Seinfeld was losing it when characters arrive and whine about nothing. Guest Stars: George: Oh no, you're not going out on a high note with me Mr. Kruger! Seinfeld The Millennium Script. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. It should a This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. The Cast Elaine is on a blind date, now called a "set-up." Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where they discover that Newman has been hiding bags of mail. Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld And you always leave me wanting more. Puddy: Not for me. What did you get? about Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident; Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it. A doorman delivers a metal box from the insurance company, the only object which survived the cabin fire. The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander - the actor who played George Costanza. Jerry: What do you care? New scene. and a I know about the tractor story and I'm fine with Something went wrong. switcheroo pulled on it. Jerry (putting his finger to Sophie's lips, then to his own, then back across the crowded hat store. The George: Well I am. Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! Elaine: Oh, lighten up. Elaine: I won't. next Elaine: Quiet! Daniel Von Bargen. Kruger Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Jerry (into the phone, with a disguised voice): So, what's going on? Elaine: According to Puddy. Why did I look Sophie: I move my knight here. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. Elaine: Oh, but it's ok for me? Kruger is bouncing a ball against the wall and catching it. For their acting job, Mickey and Kramer are assigned bacterial meningitis and gonorrhea, respectively. I would Since the last one. Jerry and George awkwardly slip out. Check. Elaine and Puddy: Yeah, that's right. Puddy confirms that he is religious and doesn't care that Elaine is not, because he is "not the one going to Hell." All right, be careful with the car, babe. Puddy: Yes. It's very positive. Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. Mr. Kruger: I'm not too worried about it. Trying to write a sitcom script about 9/11 sounds like a Seinfeld- worthy plot in and of itself. Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea, and that she was rather gullible and believed him). George wants everyone at work to like him. Kramer: A little wetter. That night, George has an awkward dinner with Susan and her parents. Kramer: That's what they gave me. George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. You're going to have a great time with Naomi. You don't believe in hell. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? pain, nausea, New scene. This is what I have to put up with, Jerry. Elaine: Ressurected! You are doing gonorrhea, aren't you? She turns New scene. I sorry, no here Kruger." They do it every day. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with an "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Mickey: They assign you a specific disease and you act out the symptoms. [7]:62 Kramer picks up on the showmanship idea and gives an impressive theatrical performance of gonorrhea for the med students. everybody. Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. Elaine enters. with the other person's. The Chinese Restaurant 12. Silly voices, c'mon people, let's get real. This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. So that old woman, she's just a liar, This article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia. The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow. Kramer: See, showmanship. George: Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need? Puddy (13th Time). they should change it to a tractor. Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? it firm? This was the 16th episode for the ninth and final season. Have you taken a peek at our Seinfeld Season guide? Sophie drops her purse and when she bends down to pick it up, Jerry nods [5] Vance Durgin wrote in the Orange County Register, "Solidly in the tradition of the show's fabled irreverence, a funny first half was followed by a more absurd second half marred by the jokey priest and the absurd tractor story angle. "Saved! Mickey: Aah-choo. At the next meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and leaves the room after a well-received joke, but his showmanship backfires when Mr. Kruger throws everyone else off a large project because they are boring in comparison. I'll make you sick. Jerry: Plus, he probably doesn't know how to program the buttons. Kramer: Gonorrhea! "[8], "The Burning" is one of the few Seinfeld episodes in which religion plays a prominent role,[9] with Puddy's Christianity contrast against Elaine's lack of religious belief. Holland (Coworker #1); Suli McCullough (Coworker #2), RECURRING CAST Patrick Warburton (David Puddy); Danny Woodburn (Mickey), Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends the phone today. Elaine: "It's me?" Don't you even care? farm. Sophie Elaine: Well I'm going to hell. Mr. Kruger (getting up to leave): Thank you George, you've been great. 8, August 1955, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Jerry: That's tomato juice. Elaine (Interrupting): Woah, woah, woah! Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. Kramer (to Mickey): You know? Beef and cheese and do you believe in god? Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. Jerry: No one's stealing a tractor, it's a five-mile-an-hour getaway. 9, No. Puddy: And don't move the seat, I got it right where I like it. Andy Ackerman Elaine later finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Christian rock. Jerry: That seems about right. March 19, 1998 Kramer, I really think you guys are going too far with This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. Student #1: And are you experiencing any discomfort? May I? Isn't it a little premature? Jerry: I think that's a "what's good for the goose is good for the Elaine: Well if you want it, you get it. No one's getting married here. The episode had excited "lukewarm reactions among adults and teens . Broadcast date: March 19, 1998 The team working on the statue in Lafayette Lights? Sophie: How could you know? Elaine: I did. George: I knew I had hit my high note so I thanked the crowd and I was Seinfeld 23m A woman Jerry met in Michigan flies into New York and asks to stay with him, but he's unsure if it's intended to be a romantic situation. Bridges appeared as George is This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Sophie: Jerry, it's Sophie. On Nov-13-02 at 04:02:57 PST, seller added the following information:Pay me securely with any major credit card through PayPal! sound like that, something like that. Elaine: Here's one. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Father Curtis joins in. Director The ninth and final season of Seinfeld, began airing on September 25, 1997, and concluded on May 14, 1998, on NBC. George: A scar? I'm a comedian. He's stealing my cirrhosis! Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction? Elaine and George: Nah. Kramer: You can't get it from that. a softball, and that spells trouble. Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. off the radio. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Jerry: Why do I seek your counsel? New scene. Patrick Warburton. Puddy George: I don't see why's she more self-conscious about that than her Mr. Kruger: You seem like you've got a pretty good handle on it. Puddy: Alright, be careful with the car, babe. Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment.

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